You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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