Taylor Swift is so right about you.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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