Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
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