so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I think I sprained my soul last night
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I just gargled with NyQuil
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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