He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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