I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Girls should come with a carfax report
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
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