Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
last night I used snow as a chaser
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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