have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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