that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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