oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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