It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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