We're facebook friends in real life
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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