you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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