I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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