New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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