For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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