I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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