Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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