Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
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