I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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