Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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