there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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