I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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