Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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