I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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