i was born a porn star she said
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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