We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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