ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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