I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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