these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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