Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
