Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
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