I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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