The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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