How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
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