The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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