i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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