Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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