I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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