my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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