Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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