Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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