Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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