i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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