he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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