i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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