big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
50% drunk capacity currently
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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