Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Randomize