He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
