He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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