We're like a lot better than the average bears
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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