just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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