you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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