What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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